Random Thoughts

Las Vegas has decided not to try for an NBA franchise. They figure it would tarnish the city's reputation...Is Barry Bonds sponsoring a team in the Tour de France?...Dick Cheney's heart procedure will cost him money out of his own pocket. Seems that Blue Cross won't cover the cost of a search warrant..."We've been decimated by the return of 37 players from last year's 0-12 team" - from a college FB coach...Instead of going through the hassle of breeding and training dogs to fight in order to satisfy his gambling urge, why didn't Michael Vick just do what many wealthy athletes do: bet on their own sport...Whatever happened to Osama Bin Forgotten?...If Hillary is elected President, will there be more male interns in the White House?...It has been predicted that a team from Minnesota will win the Little League World Series this year. That is, if there are no injuries to key Twins players...John Edwards' poverty tour stopped at the John McCain headquarters this week..."The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it (doing drugs), convict them and send them up the river, too." - Rush Limbaugh, 10/5/95...Barak Obama has learned that if you bicker with Hillary, you look more presidential..."You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' — George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001 - Maybe literacy should begin in the White House...